I wanna be a bender but I’m just a zoidberg
BACK IN THE DAY |4/22/93| The movie, Who’s The Man, was released in theaters.
Saw this multiple times in theaters because I’m old
Area Pup Demands Weekly Mani-Pedi
by Ashley Welter, FluffPo Correspondent
With a face like hers, demands are usually met, and for this Southern California dog, that means a weekly trip to the best spa in town for the full VIP treatment.
Her name is Sassy, and according to sources close to the situation, she’s quite the princess.
“She has a standing appointment every Monday at noon,” said Kim Harper, owner of Serenity Spa in Beverly Hills, “and she’s never missed a single one in five years.”
Harper declined to comment on the degree of work done for Sassy each week, citing client confidentiality, but an anonymous source told The Fluffington Post that Sassy likes to get dirty.
"She may seem like a pretty princess on the outside," said the source, "but that pup will play in the mud and chase sticks until the cows come home if you let her. She needs those spa treatments to maintain that prim and proper image."
"I will give you an example of how race affects my life. I live in a place called Alpine, New Jersey. Live in Alpine, New Jersey, right? My house costs millions of dollars. [some whistles and cheers from the audience] Don’t hate the player, hate the game. In my neighborhood, there are four black people. Hundreds of houses, four black people. Who are these black people? Well, there’s me, Mary J. Blige, Jay-Z and Eddie Murphy. Only black people in the whole neighborhood. So let’s break it down, let’s break it down: me, I’m a decent comedian. I’m a’ight. [applause] Mary J. Blige, one of the greatest R&B singers to ever walk the Earth. Jay-Z, one of the greatest rappers to ever live. Eddie Murphy, one of the funniest actors to ever, ever do it. Do you know what the white man who lives next door to me does for a living? He’s a fucking dentist! He ain’t the best dentist in the world…he ain’t going to the dental hall of fame…he don’t get plaques for getting rid of plaque. He’s just a yank-your-tooth-out dentist. See, the black man gotta fly to get to somethin’ the white man can walk to." Chris Rock
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