call me 'trill gates'
starting tomorrow morning, i’ll have the adult version of senior-itis and in 14 work days...
Jul 2nd
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dude, brooke hogan will fawking eat heidi for brunch.
shellysheridan:
Brooke Hogan diss on Heidi...
Jul 2nd
the master vs. unicorns & sharks
(via...
Jul 2nd
awesome tumblr. i just made two posts and they disappeared. good job!
Jul 1st
i was going to post some shit and then tumblr broke, now i don’t remember what i was going to...
Jul 1st
Does anyone know what's wrong with my...
fuckthatband: ryanhayden: The LED indicator has been blinking for 24 hours straight with no new...
Jul 1st
Redefine: Kevin Devine Interview
Jul 1st
Jul 1st
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Total Devastation, “Many Clouds of Smoke”
and yet another entry into the week of Bay...
Jul 1st
w. t. f.
last night i had this dream that me, chad from nfg and jordan and matt from set your goals were mc...
Jul 1st
sleeping through earthquakes
i took some benadryl last night and i apparently slept through a pretty minor earthquake. eh. i...
Jul 1st
(via zooeydeschanel)
bones and gib’s jump...
Jul 1st
food tattoos are awesome
fuckyeahtattoos:
cookie loves...
Jul 1st
I Love Food Comas
Jul 1st
gon' do it
recording three new blown to elliot smithereens songs, one of which will be a cover! gasp!
Jul 1st
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Nump, “Jump on da Scrape”
Jun 30th
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Nump, “Slizzered”
Jun 30th
peanut butter, eh? sounds like you need someone to cook you some real food. oh wait…
...
Jun 30th
i back the pac man ghost.
fuckyeahtattoos:
...
Jun 30th
THAT’S WHAT I WANT FOR MY BIRTHDAY!! A RICKENBACKER...
Jun 30th
i just watched the new set your goals video. it looks suspiciously like this time next year’s...
Jun 30th
i have several countdowns at the moment….
Jun 30th
finally got around to uploading my recipe for vegan salt and...
Jun 30th
New Playlist Suggestions
One of the most awesome features I like about my iPod is that I can craft a playlist that has...
Jun 30th
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Young Lay feat. Mac Mall and Ray Luv, “All About my Fetti”
Another Yay Area classic.
Jun 30th
nervous…
less than three hours to go…
big things. maybe.
Jun 30th
i saw this movie for the first time three years ago and...
Jun 30th
“There are things in high school that you get away with that...”
— Mike Birbriglia
— Mike Birbriglia
Jun 30th
“There’s a certain way a man stares at a woman he loves. The...”
— Emmanuelle Chriqui - 100 Girls...
— Emmanuelle Chriqui - 100 Girls...
Jun 29th
alright people, can we talk about how sweet the new comadre...
Jun 29th
brokencyde
Jun 29th
this movie looks rad.
zooeydeschanel:
...
Jun 29th
i’ve been working on some new yaTp songs, but i have a wealth of material for some blown to...
Jun 29th
HA!
fmylife:
Today, I sent pictures to my ex of me and my new boyfriend in bed. He sent them to my...
Jun 29th
genesis was cool, but i was always an elka fan. i liked her...
Jun 29th
Jun 29th
KEVIN SMITH!!! AT BENAROYA HALL!!! OCT 17th!!!!
Jun 29th
i think it’s hilarious that there’s a trojan commercial in between each segment of daisy...
Jun 29th
god, 12 pack is such a jag off.
Jun 29th
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Rappin’ 4-Tay, “Playaz Club”
apparently this week is my homage to bay area rap.
Jun 29th
i’m listening to michael ian black’s “i am a wonderful man” and it’s...
Jun 29th
what my mom brought back for me from long beach. and yes,...
Jun 29th
oy!
i got my flip cam today and the motherfucker won’t turn on; i plugged it into my computer just...
Jun 29th
if this is in reference in winona, dude’s totally last...
Jun 29th
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E-40, “Sprinkle Me”
The freakin’ jam…from 1995!
Jun 28th
i had a similar fear a long time ago. then i just started getting tattooed and i only get crap for...
Jun 28th
action packed day.
i’m watching “the forbidden kingdom” right now and the...
Jun 28th
another night of a good night’s sleep.
awesome dream and i was able to finish all the...
Jun 27th
yeah, i could see some little kids i know doing that too
fmylife:
Today, I went to announce to my...
Jun 27th
bale out
Jun 26th
that’s a zinger if i’ve ever read one.
...
Jun 26th
i slept a kabillion hours last night and got a good night’s sleep. and i didn’t have to...
Jun 26th
this movie has one of the best openings in the history of...
Jun 26th
can’t sleep…pills now…
Jun 26th
tonight….
karate movies
salt and pepper chicken
revisions
sleep.
and that’s it!
and...
Jun 26th
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Fireworks, “I Support Same Sex Marriage” (shit is the jam)
Jun 25th
i don’t know why, but whenever i used to get ready for...
Jun 25th
i took a bunch of pills and fell asleep around 9:30 pm.
even though i get knocked out pretty...
Jun 25th
best vampire movie. ever.
“maggots, michael....
Jun 25th
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Clark and Michael Trailer
Michelle and I were quoting this shit non-stop last night. It’s...
Jun 24th
nice
fuckyeahtattoos:
mariess: “you rock” “you rule”
Jun 24th
Me: i fell asleep at my desk
Michelle: Good job!! Now ask for a raise
Me: a raise AND a lunch per diem!
Michelle: Good job!! Now ask for a raise
Me: a raise AND a lunch per diem!
Jun 24th
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itsthereal:
Time to get ill doctrine.
Jun 24th
this is also coming up real soon…
...
Jun 24th
Jun 23rd
the unicorn blanket still smells like you…
Jun 23rd
when problems aren't really problems
i knew it would just be a matter of time when i got to a point in my life where my...
Jun 23rd
every kid should be faced with this. i’m not trying to be mean or anything, but yo, real life...
Jun 23rd
emme bought me bumblebee for father’s day. coolest kid...
Jun 23rd
comicbooks:
jbacardi:
Ivy by Greg Ham. Yeah, there’s...
Jun 23rd
exploitative tabloid fodder R.I.P.
Jun 23rd
did i miss something? isn’t connor kent dead? the...
Jun 22nd
Jun 22nd
NW Asian Weekly: Single Asian Fathers...Are...
Jun 22nd
wknd rcp
i had a pretty posi weekend. michelle and i worked on the script a bit more, did some storyboards...
Jun 22nd
“there’s no way that 12 pack has any cooking skills....”
— flex (damn, someone needs to...
— flex (damn, someone needs to...
Jun 22nd
is it me, or does sinister from daisy of love look like wiL from aiden with long hair? either way,...
Jun 22nd
dude looks like evan dando’s not-so-cool younger...
Jun 22nd
chi chi of love.
Jun 22nd
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Jun 20th
up and atom
i could barely sleep a wink. time to go to portland. catch you kids later.
Jun 20th
what goes down when we get productive.
Jun 20th
storyboard pic 1
Jun 20th
i kinda loved this movie…
moviesinframes:
The King...
Jun 20th
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Boys Night Out, “It’s Dylan, You Know the Drill”
This song came up on my shuffle...
Jun 20th
checkthetie
unicornwolflazersfuckyou:
NOW THATS WHAT IM...
Jun 19th
fuckyeahshibainu:
Shiba Gesture (via kaoni701 -away-)
Jun 19th
the idea factory
Heart-shaped sickness bags for cute couples to hand out to people who are sickened by how cute and...
Jun 19th
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i still have the cassette single for this song and i’m pretty sure my dad has it on his itunes...
Jun 19th
i don’t do this very often buuuutttt….
...
Jun 19th
busy busy busy busy bee today.
i just wrote a first draft for an article that’s due for the...
Jun 19th
Countdown Clock by Zoodu.com
Jun 18th
soooo… this is the novelization, based on a movie,...
Jun 18th
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The Smiths, “There is a Light that Never Goes Out”
…and yes, I have a Smiths...
Jun 18th
after about a two month hiatus, i’m listening to broadway calls again, mostly because in 48...
Jun 18th
i love comic art, like in an obsessive way, but i...
Jun 18th
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Brian Bonz, “Kid Shit” (Live)
Jun 18th
sexylexicon:
Ryan: How’s the hulk?
Janice: Good so far, I like Edward Norton.
Ryan: Me too....
Jun 18th
Mitch Clem, San Antonio Rock City
The last panel kills me....
Jun 17th
unicornwolflazersfuckyou:
via Adg
Jun 17th
ran this morning and it was majorly humid, so i got all sweaty and stuff, more so than usual.
but...
Jun 17th
All the Harry Potter books/movies could...
fuckthatband: yourcrapsweak: Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE CDS Harry...
Jun 17th
so growns up…
after tacos and finalizing some major...
Jun 17th
emme and riley did my nails on saturday…they’re...
Jun 17th
NOT CRASH! AND THOSE BOYS!!
Jun 16th
more ramona!!! scott pilgrim vs. the world is going to rule.
Jun 16th
every guy in capitol hill.
Jun 16th
i want to try this some time. and then i’ll die.
...
Jun 16th
i remember this from one of the nightwing graphic novels....
Jun 16th
Black Belt Course
Jun 16th
ooops
i remembered today that i was assigned a couple stories a week ago, so i checked to see when they...
Jun 16th
i have a busy day ahead of me.
work, a trek downtown and, of course, taco tuesday. at some point,...
Jun 16th
my favorite catwomen are in the following order:
julie...
Jun 16th
csi: miami isn’t all that great. definitely not as good as the OG csi. i’m hungry, but...
Jun 16th
that shit’s pretty cool.
stuffscenekidsshouldlike:
...
Jun 16th
so i just finished reading the “spider man: kraven’s last hunt” story arc and...
Jun 16th
i’m totally going to eat a ton of pasta tonight. word.
Jun 16th
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Brian Bonz & the Dot Hongs, “Dee the Dinosaur”
Jun 15th
hey guys, i’m thinking about sprucing up my apartment with some wall art. let me know what you...
Jun 15th
i think my toleration for “daisy of love” has reached its breaking point. it’s a...
Jun 15th
i love pizza, but this is an abomination.
...
Jun 15th
— Dina Goldstein
Jun 15th
big thangs poppin...as the kids say
sunday… church stuff james graduates today clean up the apartment el corazon tonight:...
Jun 14th
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Bright Eyes, “First Day of My Life”
Jun 14th
i’ve been on a writing tear today.
i wrote a new short story (www.myspace.com/ryanpwrites)...
Jun 14th
i’m working on a new short story right now. i’ll post it on the ryanpwrites myspace and...
Jun 14th
i’m kinda in love with this page.
comicbooks:
another...
Jun 14th
comicbooks:
Wolverine Saga by Klaus Janson
Jun 13th
i got another coupon from borders so i’m thinking of grabbing a scott pilgrim book or two over...
Jun 13th
debbie deb’s “look out weekend” just came up on ipod in shuffle mode. is this a...
Jun 12th
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if you don’t love chris meloni, then i don’t know how to help you…
...
Jun 12th
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Chuck Ragan, “California Burritos”
Jun 12th
“This is Republican logic for you: “we ruined the economy,...”
— John DeVore
— John DeVore
Jun 12th
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Andrew WK’s “Destroy Build Destroy”
Jun 12th
fuckyeahtattoos:
By Tattoo Al-one, Persistence Tattoo, ohio
Jun 12th
HIPPOCAMPUS!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!
Jun 12th
Burn Notice Season 2 is coming out on DVD next Tuesday....
Jun 12th
mind blown all over my face
so for most of last night i can say that i was in pretty high spirits. the officiant had some fairly...
Jun 12th
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Manchester Orchestra, “I’ve Got Friends” (Live on Fallon)
Jun 11th
“Mario is the alpha and the omega. He is the light and the...”
— Nathan Rabin (on why Super...
— Nathan Rabin (on why Super...
Jun 11th
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comicbooks:
offbeat and NSFW: Justice League/Chasing Amy team-up smashup
Jun 11th
Dear Liz,
RDJ as Sherlock Holmes (or in this case,...
Jun 11th
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Blink 182, “Dammit”
fugg yeah.
Jun 11th
bird on a wire
Jun 11th
fmylife:
Today, my family and I were parking downtown when my sister yelled to watch out for a man...
Jun 11th
yo kids, it’s about to get AWESOME.
thinking about road tripping it to pdx for some good...
Jun 11th
MySpace.com Blogs - The Get Up Kids - Fall...
Jun 11th
grossness
i’ve decided that nAh is pretty much cut from the hipster cloth and, i think, when...
Jun 11th
judah friedlander = hero
(via unicornwolflazersfuckyou)
Jun 10th
it took me about five years, but i finally got a copy of “chemistry for changing times”...
Jun 10th
This actually aired on TV this morning.
This is why news...
Jun 10th
You are the Professor’s “Revisions Demo”...
Jun 10th
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bol:
Gawker - Daily Show Exposes Fox & Friends’ Hypocrisy Over Its ‘Bruno’/Eminem Outrage - Jon...
Jun 9th
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Live action Teen Girl Squad
Jun 9th
“It’s not a ton of money, but you know, it’s weird to still...”
— Matt Pryor (on getting...
— Matt Pryor (on getting...
Jun 9th
…that scene
Jun 9th
nAh taking pictures of…
Jun 9th
lunch boxes at the fremont antique mall
Jun 9th
up the punx
didn’t get a lot of sleep and feeling a little grumpy. i hate that feeling of uncertainty...
Jun 9th
love it! probably my favorite incarnation of batgirl since...
Jun 9th
Happy birthday, Michelle.
Jun 9th
in about an hour, this day is going to rule!!! ftw!!!
Jun 9th
i find this to be particuarly relevant for those who are in...
Jun 9th
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Eugene Mirman gives a High School Commencement Speech (via AVClub.com)
Jun 8th
searching for dr. spaceman
Jun 8th
yo, Flex needs to get his own freakin’ show!!!1!
Jun 8th
this print needs to be hanging in my room.
...
Jun 8th
i’ve dropped between 10 and 12 lbs since last march. i’m gonna be hella cut….but...
Jun 8th
this cover is pretty siiiiick
comicbooks:
Titans #1 by Judd...
Jun 8th
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Kevin Devine, “I Could Be with Anyone” (aka Ryan’s Summer 2009 anthem)
Jun 8th
just got back from the filipino independence day festival. a lot of brown people out and me speaking...
Jun 8th
this sounds like something my mom would do, except intead of popcorn it would be knives in the...
Jun 7th
more matthew pattel
Jun 7th
not up for it
i like to think of myself as an evolving person, but there are times when you have to cut your...
Jun 7th
what should i have for dinner, guys?
Jun 7th
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Chuck Ragan (Hot Water Music), “Pretty Good Year” (The Loved Ones cover)
Jun 6th
this shit looks kinda awesome
thisiswhyyourefat:
Ham Of...
Jun 6th
we started mapping out some fresh ideas for stuff and have an hour of tape of us talking shit. but...
Jun 6th
this is awesome.
comicbooks:
Superhero Toy Fight! by...
Jun 6th
working on a new project right now. eating tacos in a few minutes.
Jun 6th
NW Asian Weekly: New Chinese American dean: a...
Jun 6th
Mitch Clem, “My Stupid Life” (3/26/08)
Jun 6th
today i was thinking about how, for the most part, i am attracted to women with noticable flaws...
Jun 5th
yo mike, if you really looked like this, think of the giant...
Jun 5th
this shit’s a fake and is actually a comic from “joe loves crappy movies”
...
Jun 5th
“tumblarity” is stupid. so goddamn stupid that it will probably have, like, 28 babies...
Jun 5th
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Kevin Devine & the Goddamn Band, “Brother’s Blood” (Live)
Jun 5th
Matthew Pattel…
y’know, he delivered that...
Jun 5th
like it was 2002
ben perri of from autumn to ashes is a bartender at the showbox sodo in seattle. tip him well. he...
Jun 5th
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The Pumaman (Trailer)
Jun 5th
i’m nerding out and i have an episode of MST3K playing in the background. this shit is pretty...
Jun 4th
blasting AC today.
Jun 4th
90 degrees outside and i’m eating soup for lunch. what’s wrong with me?
Jun 4th
that’s so fawking awesome!
ilenepowell:
i love...
Jun 4th
Jun 4th
genius. fucking genius.
fuckyeahtattoos:
catskills
Jun 4th
if you want to get me an early birthday present, there ya...
Jun 4th
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Piebald, “Just a Simple Plan”
It makes me a little sad that Piebald never got any...
Jun 4th
it was fawking 90 degrees today. i’m chillin on the unicorn bed watching the pbs documentary...
Jun 4th
i am a bad vegetarian
don’t worry, i didn’t go out and eat meat or anything, but i definitely had a peanut...
Jun 4th
TOMORROW!!!
ROBOT HELMETS
ALL CAPS!
FTW.
Jun 4th
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Steve Merchant in “Run, Fatboy, Run”
Jun 3rd
this looks gross.
Jun 3rd
spoiler alert for those who kinda care: the new batman is...
Jun 3rd
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Name Taken, “Panic” (Live)
Jun 3rd
listening to tigers jaw and being super emotional today. i wrote the greatest kiss-off letter in the...
Jun 3rd
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yaTp, “Pretty Pathetic” (Smoking Popes)
Without fail, Smoking Popes are probably one of...
Jun 3rd
got all productive earlier
Jun 3rd
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Scott Storch featuring Nox, “Built Like That”
This song sucks so much, I keep thinking...
Jun 3rd
droppin' like flies
it’s taco tuesday motherspleunkers. but i want to do nothing except take a nap. man, that...
Jun 3rd
they can. preferrbly in my bed. ow!!!!
Jun 2nd
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The Movielife — Live in Long Island (2000)
A 45 minute set of the Movielife ripping shit in...
Jun 2nd
yo… i’m doing a story about single asian dads for an upcoming issue of the weekly. if...
Jun 2nd
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Crime in Stereo at Deer Park VFW (2008)
This is an hour-long full set of Crime in Stereo playing a...
Jun 2nd
randomz
i changed the lay out for i love food comas to something that is a little less shitty. i have a...
Jun 2nd
i’m listening to “loving christ, hating christian rock,” this dialogue between...
Jun 2nd
this actually happened to me, no shit.
i was dating this girl, who was pretty much my first...
Jun 2nd
this is a pretty comical (zing) take on the recent demise of...
Jun 2nd
“North Korea? Aww, that’s the BAD Korea!”
— Liz
— Liz
Jun 2nd
i could easily be bummed and discouraged, but i’m not. i forge forward with the inspiration...
Jun 2nd
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Tigers Jaw, “Plane vs. Tank/I Saw Water”
Jun 2nd
The Tonight Show is actually funny again!!!! (or so we hope)
Jun 1st
vegan chicken adobo for lunch, muthaflunkers!!! i’m thinking about posting this recipe on i...
Jun 1st
bring the mosh!
this just came in through my inbox: Infinite Productions presents THE TEN FOR $10 TOUR FEATURING...
Jun 1st
i love pasty white chicks and any person who has dated me...
Jun 1st
questionmark what?
today i woke up in a bit of a somber mood. then i remembered that my two-week break from running was...
Jun 1st
for some reason i thought this was darwin cook. oh well....
Jun 1st