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Andrew Jackson Jihad - Let’s Get Murdered
…and I got new shoes, though I’d like to note that I don’t support Tom Delonge as much as I support comfort. Shit, the dude makes awesome shoes for for people who have wide feet.
We went to Half Price Books earlier and I found some gems for cheap, like Andi Watson’s Love Fights series and Book 2 of the Dark Knight Returns (which is in amazing condition considering it’s 23 years old).
Alex: What’s the most irritating thing my parents say to me?
Manny: ‘That’s too much cologne’.
Haley: ‘That’s how girls end up dead’.
Luke: ‘Don’t talk black to me’.
Manny: ‘It’s inappropriate because she’s your teacher’.
Luke: How do you even talk black? Like end words with ‘izzle’?
Alex: It’s ‘talk back’ you idiot.Modern Family 1.11 - “Up All Night”hahaha luke
I laughed so hard at this part haha.
Jay Leno rarely funny.
Go fuck yerself Jay Leno. Leave Conan Alone.
Seriously, I really don’t know anyone who thinks Leno is funny.
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Pizza for dinner!
ACCEPTANCE SPEECH OF THE DECADE (SO FAR)
Steve Carell wins the People’s Choice Award for favorite TV comedy actor, and then gets the crowd to respond “that’s what she said” to everything he says.
This is awesome
This deserved a reblog.
I came across this while dorking around on xStuck In the Pastx. It’s pretty hilarious and awesome to say the least. Shit talk for days.