July 02 2009
dave, does that also include americans who interject british slang or spelling into their lexicon? yo, that shit is annoying! it’s “vacation” not a ”holiday” oliver twist!
daveholmes:

She’s right: why can’t we all just have quiet time with our creatively-named children at our homes in the English countryside while sacks of checks are delivered every 15 minutes? God, we’re so AMERICAN!
Remember when you were in college, and you had a friend who spent junior year in Florence, and then she greeted people by kissing them on both cheeks for the first four days of senior year? Gwyneth Paltrow is that girl in those four days, forever.

dave, does that also include americans who interject british slang or spelling into their lexicon? yo, that shit is annoying! it’s “vacation” not a ”holiday” oliver twist!

daveholmes:

She’s right: why can’t we all just have quiet time with our creatively-named children at our homes in the English countryside while sacks of checks are delivered every 15 minutes? God, we’re so AMERICAN!

Remember when you were in college, and you had a friend who spent junior year in Florence, and then she greeted people by kissing them on both cheeks for the first four days of senior year? Gwyneth Paltrow is that girl in those four days, forever.

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